In keeping with publishing industry customs, This Novel Slew Empires is expected to be "blurbed" upon publication. An advance copy will be sent to various prominent authors who will be seen as potentially sympathetic to the book and its aesthetic; they will pronounce upon its virtues.

Sources suggest that Margaret Atwood will declare This Novel "the most worthy application of pen to paper, insofar as the hand that holds the pen is indeed within the same geographical region as the pen it's manipulating."

Stephen King is expected to weigh in with, "There is nothing left to write. This novel ends literature."

Australian poet Les Murray is likely to submit a blurb announcing that This Novel has shaken him from his Catholic beliefs.

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